Medical-themed areas for individuals who desire to play doctors and nurses, a couples room that is’ chill out areas and also dressing gowns for many who like to nip down for the cig without blinking their uncovered tittytittybangbangs or freezing their latex-clad wangdangdoodlehammers down. A premier notch group of House Mistresses, Masters and Subs make sure that both experienced players and novices have mouth-watering, gusset-dampening time that is good.

Sub//Version 2 is just a bi-monthly, play-only just just take in Subversion with no DJs, and where somewhat more relaxed dressing is fine. Smart, all-black attire are certain to get you through the entranceway. With a great deal on offer, it is ‘version regarding the absurd to not decide to try either evening at least one time.

For information on future activities, go to the Club Subversion web site.

Picture: Tanya Dawn

Club XXL

XXL is a regular men-only club for bears, cubs, chubs, muscle tissue bears as well as the dudes that love ‘em. Value for cash and welcoming to all or any many years and backgrounds, with a zero-attitude door policy, it is been operating for 14 years whilst still being is not also remotely away from breathing.

You getting hard over guys in hard hats if you’re into rugged builder types, their ‘Construction’ nights will have. Their ‘Tattoo’ evenings are excellent if ink can be your kink. XXL also stage one-off parties with themes like ‘Bearbarella’, as well as have actually unique free app that is grindr-style can help you interact with other partygoers and like-minded blokes.

Therefore, should you provide it a spin should this be your cuppa? Do muscle that is( bears shit within the forests?

For occasion listings, visit: www. Xxl-london.com.

Club Rub

Run by indomitable domme and famous long-time London face that is fetish Kim, Club Rub is an extremely friendly, down-to-earth yearly kink celebration for many who like their activities without snobby pretence. Well-behaved single fellas are welcome; DJs perform a home sound recording to come with the noises of pounds, smacks, and whacks; and there’s always lots of play gear such as for example swings and slings from where to dangle your self as well as your wangle, stretchers to loosen up on while a mistress wraps you from top to toe in restrictive clingfilm, and pommel horses upon which become pummeled.

Each outing of Club Rub is themed (think Pirates & Wenches or Doctors & Nurses), and skip Kim constantly offers tonnes of revolutionary, affordable costume tips on the web site, and that means you don’t need certainly to invest a tonne to appear the component. Take a look at her tips about how to create a gimp mask from a silk scarf – it is not merely plastic at Club Rub.

The Club that is next Rub on Jan 24 during the Garage. For complete occasion listings, see: www. Club-rub.com.

Photo: Tony Betts

The Underground Club

This low priced and rear-ful club that is gay/queer found beneath Central facility club by Kings Cross (which conveniently provides affordable bed & morning meal if you’re coming from away from city), catches the eye of virtually every fetish when you look at the guide with a range of regular themed nights.

First of all, there’s the raunchy ‘Paunchy’ – a night for big-bellied males and also the guys whom admire them. ‘A.B. C – Adult Baby Club’ is actually for people into putting on diapers and dummies that are suckingfolks of any gender and persuasion are welcome for this one), while ‘S.O.P. ’ is actually for anyone into watersports. Jetskis completely unneeded.

‘Dirty Heels’ ticks the extremely particular package to be geared towards males whom want to wear stilettos without having to be “devoid of the masculinity”; it is fine to clothe themselves in underwear or a suit, but wigs, makeup, and any such thing to ‘transvestite-esque’ is a no-no. Well, in the event that footwear fits, you are suggested by us get down seriously to The Underground and revel in strutting around with it.

For occasion information, see: theundergroundclub.net.

Killing Kittens

Killing Kittens activities take their title through the saying that ‘Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. ‘

If it were real, the RSPCA will have power down KK’s decadent, hedonistic sex events in the past, in general large amount of tugging and rubbing continues on at them – plus significant amounts of drawing, licking, flicking, moaning, groaning, pumping, humping, and individuals heading down for each other falls, too.

KK is directed at ‘the intimate elite’: for assessment if you want to attend, you have to apply for approval before you can buy a ticket: a process that includes sending photos of yourself. The club claim that they ‘don’t wish supermodels – just individuals who care for on their own’ to be able to maintain a special, indulgent, ‘Eyes Wide Shut’-type environment (and try to weed away weirdos).

Additionally they seek to be ‘female-oriented’: no solitary guys are permitted to the parties, which occur at a variety of penthouses and swish London places, and women can be truly responsible for making improvements to start play. There’s a posh ‘masked ball’ feel to activities (and loads of unmasked balls on display, too); visitors don fine underwear, matches or eveningwear; oysters and champagne are served; and spaces are lit by candles and chandeliers, with luxury adult toys and condoms supplied.

Since their establishment in 2005, the Killing Kittens crew have actually branched away into a true quantity of various ventures. ‘Silver Kittens’ events welcome over 45s; ‘Sankktuary’ retreats offer yoga that is sensual tantric respiration workouts, erotic rate dating and seriously hot hot tubs into the Essex countryside; ‘Bookklub’ workshops held at venues such as for instance Chelsea underwear boutique Petits Bisous lecture on subjects such as for example G-spot stimulation; cabaret nights function fire burlesque acts and risque performers; after large group sex which there’s Torture Kittens – a collaboration with fetish club Torture Garden that includes dungeon gear and much more of a S&M flavor. It’s the cat’s whiskers.