By Jim CaplePage 2

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pa. — Stop me personally if you have heard this 1 before: A sportswriter, a chick from MTV’s “Real globe” as well as an Amish chain-smoker go into a club to view the Super Bowl.

The folks who make $300 throwback jerseys, the Arena Football players who sacrifice their bodies for $30,000 a year and a 99-pound woman who holds the world record for eating chicken wings in my week-long quest to find the heart of Philadelphia and Eagles fans, I talked with the Santa Claus who got pelted with snowballs. We toured Independence Hall, consumed Philly cheesesteak and got hopelessly frustrated attempting to drive around town hall. We went up the actions to your Art Museum while humming the theme from “Rocky. “

Also to round away my experience, we drove away to Pennsylvania Dutch nation on Sunday to look at the Super Bowl one of the Amish.

Just do it. Make your punch lines up. My buddy, Rod, did. Just when I told him I became likely to Amish nation to look at the Super Bowl, he developed a listing of the most effective 10 concerns the Amish Would Ask as you’re watching the Super Bowl:

10. “Hey, just just what took place to your Bud Bowl? “

9. “Wouldn’t that Jillian Barberie look hot in a modestly cut dress of an excellent color textile, black cape and a prayer bonnet? “

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