By Jim CaplePage 2

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pa. — Stop me personally if you have heard that one before: A sportswriter, a chick from MTV’s “Real World” and an Amish chain-smoker get into a bar to look at the Super Bowl.

The folks who make $300 throwback jerseys, the Arena Football players who sacrifice their bodies for $30,000 a year and a 99-pound woman who holds the world record for eating chicken wings in my week-long quest to find the heart of Philadelphia and Eagles fans, I talked with the Santa Claus who got pelted with snowballs. We toured Independence Hall, consumed Philly cheesesteak and got hopelessly frustrated attempting to drive around town hallway. Read More “Amish intercourse events. Wait, possibly I better right back up a bit.”